Short Stories For People Who Would Rather Read Poetry

Dear valued customer,

Have you been told by a trusted friend to read
short stories from somebody like Raymond Carver,
but you simply have too many reels to watch?

Well, guess what?

I've got just the thing for you!

Here, you'll find short stories so short
that they're poems!

And no, this isn't flash fiction!
And no, i dont exactly know what flash fiction is either!

Anyway!

These here are poems, complete with all
the funny language and pretentious in-
dentation you've come to expect from the
modern american's fourth or fifth favorite
form of storytelling.

Get yours while supplies last!

Warning:
These stories are not as good
as Raymond Carver's.